Category Archives: iOS

2 spoopy – The Walking Dead – Season One (PC)

Oh my darling, Clementine…

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2 spoopy – The Wolf Among Us (PC)

Who’s afraid of the big, bad wolf?

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2 spoopy – The Last Door – Collector’s Edition (PC)

Today we navigate Pitfall Harry into his spookiest adventure yet!

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2 spoopy – Fran Bow

Today we play the charming tale of a girl in a mental hospital who probably killed her parents.

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Sequels I Would Love To See

Sometimes you play the fuck the out of a game to the point that there’s literally nothing else, you’re left still wanting more. Sadly, if there was more, it probably wouldn’t be as good, maybe some tacked on at the last minute DLC or whatever, but what about a sequel? Ahhh, but only if it could be as good as the original, right? Well, how about…
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Grand Theft Auto Series

GTA has been an interesting series that I’ve had a love/hate relationship with for many years. For many, when they say GTA, they’re referring to GTA3, 4, or possibly something along the line of San Andreas or Vice City. To avoid any confusion, I’m looking at the series as a whole and dishing out what I think, for better or worse.
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RPG of the Year – 2011

I was hoping this year would be a little more eventful and tough to pick a top 5, but it really isn’t. Sure, the top 5 are EXCELLENT and there are a few good runner ups, but there are also a lot of terrible MMOs and poorly thought out mobile games. There are 81 games in total, but you probably already know what’s going on the top 5.
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7th Guest

General Overview

Riddles, mysteries, intrigue, gore, and puzzles abound in 7th Guest, a game about an evil toymaker who has invited 6 guests to his mansion…but who is the 7th guest? Prepare to flex your mental muscle as you attempt to solve some tough and in some cases near impossible puzzles as you unlock more and more rooms in the mansion uncovering the dark plot surrounding Stauf.
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Hector – Badge of Carnage

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So in one episode, you have to repair a car…and to do so, you need a fanbelt. You have to get a fat hooker to be at least moderately attractive (by having her drink mouthwash), and then while she’s getting fucked by some bloke in a back alley, you take her garter belt and supplement it as a fanbelt. I’m not even going to bother explaining how to get the car battery working again, but suffice to say, if you’re easily offended, then fuck off because this game’s clearly not for you.
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Final Fantasy 3

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Join the magical adventures of Loonie, Arg, Reefer, and Dingus as they travel the land in their retarded quest to consistently annoy oldschool RPGers. What’s that? That’s not their actual names? It doesn’t fucking matter; this game is awful.
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