When I did my article about seagulls, I was mostly angry at the people, not the seagulls. Sure, the seagulls aren’t much better, but they’re only there because of idiots. I’m still not happy with people regarding geese (specifically Canadian geese), but in this instance, it’s really more about the goddamn birds than it is about the people.
Today I play a game involving fighting booger monsters with my lice. No, this is not the weirdest game I’ve ever played.
Yes, that is the current title screen
In most games you are but a mere squire/drunkard/farmer/loser thrust into a quest to save the world/princess/kingdom/country and thereby become the champion of the world or some such shit. Problem is…why can’t you just be a nobody? Or rather, why can’t you be what civilized society deems unacceptable? What greater freedom is there than to simply be a crazy hobo?
Recently I saw a trailer for Wreck-It Ralph and it got me thinking that I know exactly what happened to Britney Spears…
For some of you, this will be a new WCGSI. For others, you already know what’s up. This was a long running series on BTW Actually for a while that sadly has been wiped from the Internet as far as I know. All the same, I’ve decided to open up the Webonomicon and zombify it, making it that much more awesome. I present to you the all new WHO CAN GO SUCK IT!