Man, it’s been a while since I wrote anything, but I really wanted to make sure I fleshed out all of my points well, so I decided against doing a simple video rant. So first of all, welcome back and thanks for sticking around if you have been following this blog. Lately I’ve noticed there’s been a lot of Nintendo hate and I gotta say, I really don’t see the whole point of it. But first, let’s start with ancient history.
Lunar Silver Star Story for the PS1 was one of the last games I got for the PS1 before I set out for college. It was a really fun, if a little standard RPG by Working Designs. Eternal Blue was way better, to be completely honest. All the same, they were both enjoyable RPGs that I would still highly recommend, especially if you’re looking for a more retro RPG.
Today we play Konami, a game based on Afro Samurai that involves beating up a samurai bunny army and fighting sumo robots.
Today we play Japanese Garfield, a game where you play as a Smurf cat and shoot bubbles at cute enemies while floating over the ocean.
Today we play Dragon Ball Z, a game neither about dragons or balls, but does include beating up amputees and wrecking private property with a little girl.
Today we put on our Batman mask, take off our shirt, and beat up cotton candy monsters with basketballs.
Today I play a game about Mexican Ironman going around beating up random pedestrians and smearing poo on them for whatever reason.