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Final Fantasy 13 Sucks

Are you familiar with the Final Fantasy series? Are you? The original Final Fantasy was the first RPG I ever played and I’ve played every single little bit of them since, whether they’re part of the main series or not. Now then, which one was your absolute worst? If you didn’t answer Final Fantasy 13, allow me to tell you why you’re wrong.
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Fuck Geese

When I did my article about seagulls, I was mostly angry at the people, not the seagulls. Sure, the seagulls aren’t much better, but they’re only there because of idiots. I’m still not happy with people regarding geese (specifically Canadian geese), but in this instance, it’s really more about the goddamn birds than it is about the people.
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Who Can Go Suck It – The Irresponsibles

Like many work-related Who Can Go Suck Its, this will take some explanation, but stay with me because I’d like to wrap this up so I can bate and hit the bed. Anyway, “The Irresponsibles” is the term I’ve given people that refuse to share in their load of the work and therefore make everyone else’s jobs harder and more miserable.
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Who Can Go Suck It – Seagull Hippies

This is going to take a bit of explanation, but here goes. I live near the Great Southern Shopping Center in Ohio, which is on High Street in a fairly rough area, though I wouldn’t say it was necessarily that “tough,” just kinda ghetto. Over the past 7 years or so, I’ve noticed a disturbing trend: there have been more and more seagulls around getting run over, gathering in flocks, shitting on everything, picking through trash, and so on.
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Who Can Go Suck It – Chatty Cathys

I am not a “people person” and yet I am. Let me attempt to explain, because I’m not sure what I just said myself either. Until I’ve had a little liquor in me, social situations are often very awkward for me. It’s easy for me to talk to the guys, not so much for the ladies. And it’s not because I’m shy or whatever, I just often have no common ground. This is especially awkward because one thing we’re supposed to do at my job is at least attempt to hold a conversation of some sort in our calls.
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How To Not Suck At Team Fortress 2

I’m going to assume you’re reading this for one of three possible reasons. One, you’re still new to Team Fortress 2 and you’re not really sure what you’re doing, frustrated, etc. Two, you’re not new, but you could use some pointers. Or three, you just read shit I post. Honestly, this FAQ of sorts is really more for a fourth option: those that truly, utterly suck at Team Fortress 2, but blame the fuck out of everything and everyone else rather than trying to get better.
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Who Can Go Suck It – Customers

For some of you, this will be a new WCGSI. For others, you already know what’s up. This was a long running series on BTW Actually for a while that sadly has been wiped from the Internet as far as I know. All the same, I’ve decided to open up the Webonomicon and zombify it, making it that much more awesome. I present to you the all new WHO CAN GO SUCK IT!
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