Japanese Games Are Hard – Go Go Ackman

Today we play as a young Miles Edgeworth during his punk phase as he jumpkicks werewolves and shoots angels in the face with a gun.

Japanese Games Are Hard – Gegege no Kitarou – Fukkatsu! Tenma Daiou

Today I play a game involving fighting booger monsters with my lice. No, this is not the weirdest game I’ve ever played.

Japanese Games Are Hard – Ganbare Goemon 2 – Kiteretsu Shougun Magginesu

Today we play Konami, a game based on Afro Samurai that involves beating up a samurai bunny army and fighting sumo robots.

Japanese Games Are Hard – Doraemon 4 – Nobita to Tsuki no Oukoku

Today we play Japanese Garfield, a game where you play as a Smurf cat and shoot bubbles at cute enemies while floating over the ocean.

Japanese Games Are Hard – Bishoujo Senshi Sailor Moon

Today we play Dragon Ball Z, a game neither about dragons or balls, but does include beating up amputees and wrecking private property with a little girl.

Japanese Games Are Hard – CB Chara Wars – Ushinawareta Gag

Today we put on our Batman mask, take off our shirt, and beat up cotton candy monsters with basketballs.

Japanese Games Are Hard – UFO Kamen Yakisoban – Kettler no Kuroi Inbou

Today I play a game about Mexican Ironman going around beating up random pedestrians and smearing poo on them for whatever reason.

Japanese Games Are Hard – Ghost Sweeper Mikami – Joreishi wa Nice Body

Today I attempt to play GS, a title about teenage vandalism, hair loss, and a fart monster.

Japanese Games Are Hard – 3×3 Eyes – Juuma Houkan

Here’s my first Let’s Play ever. Honestly, Japanese games are really hard and full of things like symbols, depression, walking, and alleys. Watch and you’ll see.