Monthly Archives: May 2013

Japanese Games Are Hard – Gegege no Kitarou – Fukkatsu! Tenma Daiou

Today I play a game involving fighting booger monsters with my lice. No, this is not the weirdest game I’ve ever played.

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Another Game Idea – Revenge Quest

This idea is very, very, VERY rough…so I apologize in advance. This idea started with me wanting to make a Metroidvania, but have it all 8-bit and with a horror theme attached. Now, I get it, most of the new Castlevanias HAVE a horror theme, but well…there’s a little more to this. The original idea was called something along the lines of “Chainsaw Boy.”
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Top 5 GTA Clones

When people say GTA clone, it gets tired and old. Calling something a clone of something else makes you seem incredibly lazy as it’s merely a way of waving off any sort of merit the game might have otherwise that either sets it apart or makes it 10 times stronger than GTA3 (the one they’re usually referencing) and somehow allows them to dismiss the game entirely.

The sad fact is these same people would be missing out on otherwise incredible titles that, GTA or not, warrant your undivided attention. Titles such as…
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Gun Sage Recommends – Metal Saga

So my voice is a little messed up and I wanted to take a quick break from Japanese Games Are Hard, so here’s a new series. What I do in this one is highlight different games and why they’re enjoyable. Pretty simple and quick. Have fun!

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Japanese Games Are Hard – Ganbare Goemon 2 – Kiteretsu Shougun Magginesu

Today we play Konami, a game based on Afro Samurai that involves beating up a samurai bunny army and fighting sumo robots.

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Japanese Games Are Hard – Doraemon 4 – Nobita to Tsuki no Oukoku

Today we play Japanese Garfield, a game where you play as a Smurf cat and shoot bubbles at cute enemies while floating over the ocean.

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Japanese Games Are Hard – Bishoujo Senshi Sailor Moon

Today we play Dragon Ball Z, a game neither about dragons or balls, but does include beating up amputees and wrecking private property with a little girl.

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